Tuesday, February 05, 2008
Trouble on Tuesday
PersePHONY here! The sucky little goodie-four-paws are off meowing at the mom-person about Valentines for their girlfriendcat and boyfriendcat for the contest, and I decided it was time to introduce myself!
I've been causing LOTS OF TROUBLE!!!!!!
See this stuff?
I knocked it all down while the mom-person slept! It crashed REALLY GOOD!!!
I chewed the corner of this book and that mom-person shook it at Little-Miss-Butter-Wouldn't-Meep-In-Her-Mouth, and told her she was FIRED!!! No research assistants who chew books!
I think she hired her back the next day. I must try harder next time!
And the bestest was THIS! The Mom-person was just telling the Giant how lucky they were that they have those two perfect little pussycats who never use anything but the litterbox for their litterbox needs!
Boy did she HOLLER!!! She hollered "Which one of you little Fiends of Hell did that?!?" And she hollered "I was WASHING the BOX!!!" and she hollered "It wasn't even gone TWO WHOLE MINUTES!!!!!" And then she punished them! She punished them good! She scooped them right up and RUBBED THEIR BELLIES!!! But she didn't get me!!!! And she still can't figure out which of the two momma's-kitties couldn't wait a few more minutes to use the clean box!