Friday, January 18, 2008

No-Fun Friday


No humans likes us, every humans hates us,
Guess we’ll go eat worms,
Long, thin, slimy ones; Short, fat, juicy ones,
Itsy, bitsy, fuzzy wuzzy worms.

~Persephone

To quote Miles,
"CRAPITY CRAP CRAP"

The humans are going away again. All week it's "Not now, Jack!" and "You're in the WAAAAY, Persephone!" And laps we have to share with books and crap and no blogging and now they're going away! Stupid humans.


By the way, here's the pictures with our ears uncovered! One cat got it completely right! The Big One didn't!!!


Hey, everycat! Come over and visit! We can destroy the house again and there's no humans here to squirt us with the Bad Cat Bottle! We can explore the Forbidden Cave, and walk on the tables and counters, and practice our Whapping Lessons!

We're gonna try to catch up with awards, and Christmas cards and everything when the OTW gets back.

Sigh.

~Jack

PS. Bring NIP!!! Mommy used ALL my nip to stuff ParsNIPs for all the building's kitties and I HAVE NONE!!!!!!!!!!!!~Persephone

19 comments:

ML (Mary Lynn) said...

O, Jack,
I can telerport over, i's got real live catnip to bring, plus some nip raviolis. Jus let me knows when.
Purrrrrrrrs, KC

Dragonheart & Merlin said...

Oh no, we are sorry to hear your humans are going away again. :(

Our mom sings that song sometimes. Maybe it's a prairie song? (Our mom is originally from Manitoba). Our dad just looks at her like she's insane when she sings it, and he'd never heard of it before she sang it (he's from Newfounland).

Parker said...

I'll come and bring a bunch of 'nip!

Black Cat said...

Oh poor yous! Never mind, the humans will soon be back and meanwhile you can have lots of fun doing all the naughty things you don't usually get to do:) xxx

Mickey said...

Leaving???!!!!!!!!!!!! Leaving you?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH NO!!!! Leaving you with NO NIP either!!!
We will definately have to come over and trash the place with parties! That will teach them to leave you!!!

Heehee,Mom sings that song too ;)
Purrs Mickey

Captain Jack and Sir Dante said...

Par-Tay! We will teleyport over with our entire container of nip!! We're sorry your humans are leaving. Their punishment for this will be cleaning up after our fun and games!!

Tybalt said...

Jack and Persephone, how horrible for both of you! My sisters and I will come right over with our nip mousies and jingly balls and temptations to keep you company. Purrs!

(Mommy sings that song sometimes, too.)

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Oh dear--they are leaving you again? That is horrible!!!!

The Turkey Cats said...

Oh, no!!! I will have to come and cuddle with you to keep you warm. Though, I will have to check in with my mommy every once in a while. I have some new catnip mousies to bring too!

Purrrrrr,
Batman
XOXO

Daisy said...

I'll bring the lizards!!!!

Artsy Catsy said...

Oh, yay, a weekend of whaps and total destruction! We're on our way now!

Rocky
& the Artsy Catsy destroyers

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

oooo I'll bring my new catnip plant over! I'm so sorry you're out of catnip and with no beans to snuggle with!

I'll be right over!

Eric and Flynn said...

We'll come over too and we can all create havoc. We can bring some nip, and do you want any real live mousies?

Camie's Kitties said...

Jack, we are so sorry you and Persephone are being left alone. That is no fun. Mom is leaving us but just for the day. We gave you an award. Come by our blog to pick it up.

Tiki, Tavi, Cody and Camie

Boy said...

I'm coming over! You know what mine Mummy just gotted? Nip spway! I'm bwinging the whole bottle over!

Rosie & Cheeto said...

how rude of them!!! Well be ovur in a jiffy with lots of nip!

Skeeter, LC, and Ayla said...

We're sorry ta hear ya bein left alone fer a bit. But as ya said, ya both get to get up onna tables an stuff.

We teleported over a few of the leafs from our very own nip plant ta help ya pass the time! :)

Sunny's Mommy said...

They're going away AGAIN?!?! What is wrong with your beans?!

But, hey, party at your house. We'll be over!

Shilgiah the Cat said...

Leaving!! Who will take care of you and make sure you have enough crunchies and treats and fancy feast and stuff like that.
We'll come over and bring some nip and tuna and tuna water.