We got some bad news, everycat. We're moving. Yuck.
My OTW and I wanted to move south away from the vishus deers and the Evil White Stuff that falls from the sky when it's cold, but no. Instead we're just moving a little bit south, and a little bit west, closer to the mountains. Where there's MORE Evil White Stuff. And MORE vishus deers (they like mountains)!
Humans!!! Honestly! We don't know exactly when yet, but probably by the end of the summer.
Could be worse. When they first started talking about the Big One changing jobs to work for this company he said they wanted to send him to the place with yellow knives!! My OTW went there last year, you can read all about it here:
Don't follow the link to the Boreal Symposium, whatever that is. My OTW says it will break your brains.
Then after they went away a couple weeks ago they came back and were talking about moving to some place with white horses! Which is not close to the place with yellow knives, but is far north like it! I complain about being half-way to the meowing North Pole here, but I looked on a map over my OTW's shoulders and those places are so far north, they're where Santa Claws goes to get his groceries!!!! And there's vishus caribou-deers up there!! HERDS of them!!!!
At least my OTW talked the Big one out of THAT!! She cares for us kitties too much to put us in THAT much danger!
Wish us luck, everycat.....OW!!! Persephone!! Stop it! Stop biting my ear!!!! Hey!!!!
MeOOOOOOOW!!!!! Help help everycat!!! Jack says we're moving!! I don't wanna move!!! I like it here! It's warm and there's lots of kibbles and gooshy foods sometimes and my Food Lady-mom gives me yogurt and my Food Lady-Mom is here and lets me sit on her lap and and pets me and lets me sleep on the bed with her and there's toys and my vishus deerskin rug and my Giant and Jack and even the Grumpy Black and White cat isn't so bad, and I promise I'll behave and not try to chase him or make him hiss and I don't wanna go live under a barbeque in a trailer park or in the big cold place with cages and stone floors again!!!! I wanna stay here!!! I want my Food Lady-Mom!!!! I love her!!!!!! Jack says she's gonna take us with her when she moves but I don't believe him! I got left before!!!
I don't wanna goooooooooooooo!!!!