My OTW wanted me to tell you
"This news just in from Dreamland.....
Calculon will, apparantly, eat my brain.
No, not Calculon, the robot soap opera star from Futurama. Calculon the claw-fingered, grey-skinned, B-grade horror movie freakshow that I will be getting as the free prize in my leather-bound, hand-written historical journal that I will be picking up in the discount socks-and-underwear bin at my local bargain department store."
She just wanted you to know, in case having her brain eaten prevented her from helping me blog. I say, so long as she can still feed me, and pet me and for the love of my nose, change those skanky litterboxes already, it's fine, she can have her brain eaten.
In other news, I think I have an eye infection. It's all watery and I keep getting green gunk in it, and I'm not very hungry or playful, and I don't even want my Temptations before bed. My OTW says vet tomorrow or the day after (whenever the Big One can arrange it) if it doesn't start getting better today. I don't even care. About the vet that is.
I just want to apologise to anyone whose blog I haven't gotten to yet, to wish them Happy New Year, I've been feeling kinda sick for days now, and we've had both human and kitty guests for days. So Happy New Year to anyone I've missed, and I'm sorry and I'll get to your blog soon, I promise!
18 comments:
o, Jack, u's can't be sickly. i's had 'n eye fection a few weeks ago, 'member. it will slow u's down.
Hey there, Jack! I'm Rocky, CEO (Cat Executive Officer) at ArtsyCatsy. Come sniff us out & watch my catstaff of 15 formerly-ferals train our humans to start a new business for cat lovers. If we make you purr, want to link to each other?
VET? how horrybull! we hope they kin get yur eye better tho.
Oh, I hopes you feels better reel soon Jack. And I hopes those thingies don't eat your OTW's brain cuz that be deffynately inconveenient.
Purrrrrrrrs and *headbumpies*
Sanjee, Boni, Mini, Pepi n Gree
i wents to tha vets fur tha same problim a few weeks ago... when tha vet finished kissing me all over 'n over, 'n tellin me what a tiny goddess i is, she putted sum drops in my eye 'n then it gots all way better.
fur sum reazon, i don't minds going to tha vet. bet my vet would luv to see tha furry hansum Jack!!!
o, 'n Jack's OTW, whateffur is Calculon. Mine Daddie Charley luvs horry movies 'n he's nefer heard of tha B-movie Calculon.
How come the midnight kitties are being sicky? Blackie is haffing pee problems and haz to take medicine fur it. She hides frum Momma cuz she duzn't like taking it but she HAZ to if she wants to get better. Hope yu feel better soon, Jack!
Hey now Black Jack, we all send feel-better-soon vibes your way. Hope that vishus infection goes away now...
Hope you feel better real soon, Jack. It was fun hanging with you at the New Year's Eve party. And, I must say, that your work on 'Vishus Deer of the North' is masterful. It truly belongs in the Feline Literary Canon.
I hope you feel better real soon, Jack. And don't let that thing eat your OTW's brain. That would be very bad.
Oh Jack, we hopes you're feelin' better furry soon, we're sendin' you purrs! We also hopes the scary thing doesn't eat your OTW's brain!
Sorry to hear about the eye infection. I hope it clears up soon!
Hi Jack! I hope your eye gets better. Sadly a trip to the VET always tends to fix those pesky probelms. I had that as a kitten and it wasn't fun.
Latte
Hi Jack I hopes you feel better soon. It sounds like an infection. I have FIV so I get ear infections & eye infections 1 - 2 times a year. My beans have to wrap me in a towel like a baby to get my drops in!
Feel better soon!
Aaaaahhhhhhhh! I am scairt of Calculon!!!
I sure do hopes yer eye gets better soon.
Jack
Hopes yu feel better real soon. Boo had a problem wif her eyes, but one of her wuz scratched and she had to have all kinds of drops and goo.
Abby
Maybe you need some antibiotic pills and some eyedrops. I really feel for you, Jack. We all hate getting medicine, but it's important to get well.
George
Meowm and I hope that your eye gets better fast! It is no fun to be sick!
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