Thursday Thirteen-We're still here!

We're sorry we haven't been around! Mommy was making arts for people to look at and her computer ate itself and everything got away from her.

She should take more naps.

But I wanted to say THANK YOU NICE FRIENDS for all my birthday wishes!!! I had a nice birthday 'cause Daddy was working, so mommy spent the WHOLE DAY petting me and making me a present and there was catnip and toona juice and brushin's!!!

(Pssst! Bendrix! I didn't get to break anything, but I scratched the carpet and got up on the table in the hall and almost knocked over a pretty purple bottle and stole the Mom-person's dessert the second she turned around in her chair and it hid me while she went to see what Mr. Belly-slut wanted! ~PersePHONY)

We've been very busy but we're all good, and healthy and getting lots of loves!

Also we got presents!!! Batman sent me stuff! And Jack! (And Mommy says Sorry Batman's mommy for not telling you sooner the presents came! Jack's present came a little before Valentine's Day and mine came a few days after!)

Batman gave me a catnip heart!!!


It's a great heart!


Also mommy says the person who makes them said they're all wrapped so no kitties can smell and steal the package, but I could smell it! Daddy put the package on mommy's desk so she could help me open it when she was done pouring water all over herself, and when she got to the desk, the package was on the floor, but not the package with the painting!

I love my heart!


Jack got this picture! He's all grumbly 'cause mommy hasn't put it in a frame and put it up where he can see it, but she says the frames are all at the back of the Forbidden Closet, and she's not allowed back there!


And I got this picture! I think it's me and my handsome boyfriendcat Batman! See? There's me with my curly tail and handsome Batman cuddling with me!

Mommy says sorry again that the pictures aren't better but the flashy thing kept making flashes and the no-flashy thing wouldn't focus.


2. The locket we bought from KC's mom's auction didn't come in time for Christmas, 'cause the posts are weird, and come by dogsled(It's ok, KC, it wasn't your mom's fault! PURRRRRRRRRR!!!) , but that's ok. The OTW made me get a bad furcut so she didn't deserve it! We gave it to her for Valentine's Day. The Big One got her a singing chef-bear! It sings about how a punch in eye from the moon is like pizza and a fishie thing....um... an eel. I think.

She still hasn't put a picture of us in the locket.


3. We went to the VETS!!! We don't have any pictures of that. But I had FOUR people petting me and telling me I was gorgeous and I liked it so much I rolled around in Dr Tara's arms! I like Dr Tara! She said I'm gorgeous! And even the stabby didn't hurt!

I don't like riding in the blue machine though! Not even when mommy pets me! I howled the whole way there and the whole way back, and I howled extra when we got stuck on the bridge!

Jack hid unner a desk. And then he tried to hide in mommy's hair. Big Mancat! Pffft!

Hey! The last time I went there they stole my bloods and my pees and gave me a bad furcut and stuck me with things! I don't trust them!

4. The OTW rearranged her office space, and FINALLY put up my snoopervisory spot! After 2 1/2 YEARS!!!


She made us a junglecat gym too!


5. Jack and me made collaborative Paper Art! I shredded and kicked!


He whapped and pounced!


Me, mostly.


6. The OTW got a new computer because the fixed one wasn't all fixed.

This one is lolcat-compliant!


7. Mommy made me a Persephone toy!


8. The OTW went away AGAIN! She petted DOGS!






And a Cat.


9. Daddy growed us grass.

But it died.


10. We napped in sunspots!!!!



11. We got a new family member! He hasn't told us his name yet. But I like him. He's comfy!


12. We got to go out on the balcony. But now it’s frozen shut again and there’s more evil white stuff



13. We missed our friends! Hi friends!

Terrific Tuesday!

Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh!!!! I got the BESTEST TOY EVAR!!!!!


My beautiful sweet wonderfulest girlfriendcat, KC sent me a present! A WHIRLYBIRD!!!!


I can catch it in the air!


I can catch it on a fish!


I give it laser stares!


And whap it with a swish!


I pounce it on a snake!


And claw it in a hug!


If my bird you try to take


I'll whap it to the rug!


And KC got me this really nice fishie charm! My OTW put it on a chain with my Viking Navigation Stone, that KC gave me, and I'm gonna hang it by my keychain charm with KC's picture, beside my favourite basket!

THANK YOU, KC!!!!! PURRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

~Jack


I got a charm too! It's a little fishie! Mommy's putting mine on a chain with my other charm from KC and her family, and Whisper's too, which Mommy said I could have to remember him by. I'll have the prettiest necklace for parties!

(Mommy says sorry it isn't a better picture, but she forgot to take a better one before Daddy went to bed, and since her computer says the camera doesn't exist she can only get the pictures when Daddy's awake to put them on his computer so she can get them off the network)


Jack let me play with the Whirlybird too! Eventually.




Go away Jack! It's MY turn!!!

Thank you, KC and family!!!

~Persephone!

Ed. from OTW.

GRRRRR. They will NOT leave that darn toy ALONE!!! Mow mow mow, play birdie with us, play birdie with us, all day long!

I love my cats. Really.

Did I mention I love them?

Thank you, ML! They LOVE this thing! It's apparently the BEST CAT TOY EVAR!!!! Jack's already half destroyed the first bird! It took three days before he'd even let Persephone have a chance at it, and he's usually the first to back off a toy and let her play! :)

Wordless Wednesday

Christmas Presents at LAST!

Mommy FINALLY uploaded our Christmas pictures! She SAYS it's because her computer got sick and keeps trying to eat itself, and doesn't recognize any of it's friends that she plugs into it. But I watch it carefully, and I haven't seen to try to bite anything!


Lookit our tree! I was SOOOO good, I didn't try to eat it or climb it or steal any of the hanging toys, not even the birdies!

Jack and me had so much stuff, Mommy and Daddy's presents couldn't even fit! They were over on the table beside Mommy when she took the picture. (PS. Samantha and Tigger and Poppy and Batman, we got your cards too, Daddy just couldn't go to the post office for a couple days before Christmas, so he brought them home a few days after.  They're up now too)


See, there's my stocking, and Jack's too, and presents from Mommy and Daddy (who didn't even WRAP his!), and Santa!


My stocking smelled so good I tried to crawl inside it!


Lookit all this! I got furry nip mice-yies, and stuffed nip mice-yies, and a jingly ball, and treats, and Mommy made me a nip peer-a-med that she tucked into my stocking after Santa came, and Daddy made me a cardboard ball, but you can't see it in this picture, but you can see it in Jack's!


He got a cardboard ball from Daddy too, and Mommy made him a fev-verbutt Jack cubecat with a jingly ball inside, and Mommy said she was sorry she didn't think to make my nip peer-a-med a nip Persephone peer-a-med, but she'll make me a Persephone toy for my birthday instead, and Jack got a fev-verbutt mousie, and a stuffed mousie with many tails and a jingly ball and paper strips and treats and something Mommy says looks like a brown shmoo on a pullstring!


What's this?  From Santa?  I sniffed it over good to make sure it didn't smell like vishus deers and it didn't, it smelled like kitty-elves and catnip, so I opened it. Guess what it was!


A Giant Crinkly Fish Sack! Jack got one too, and mine was brown and his was red, our favourites and Mommy said it was lucky the Wal-mart elves made them in our two favourite colours 'cause they only made them in two colours. I hope all the other kitties who got Giant Crinkly Fish Sacks like brown and red too then!


And then I opened the present Mommy gave me and it was a Dead Tie Snake! And it's crinkly too and musta ate a lotta catnip before it died, 'cause it smells like NIP!


MEEEEEEP!! Help! Help, Mommy! It's got me!!!!!


Mommy gave Jack a big red bunny-kicker with guts hanging from it, but mostly he's just kicked my Dead Tie Snake! He should play with his OWN toys!!!


Daddy made us a Whack-A-Mousie game! Jack loved it!


Me, I'm not so sure. I'm confused. Where does the mousie go????


HA! Gotcha mousie!!!! Nomnomnom!!!

Jack says THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU! to everycat that came by to give him purrs when he was sick. We tried visit everycat and thank them personally, but since the computer got sick, Mommy has been spending all her spare time trying to sort and rescue all her research and pictures and papers and writing and everything, so Daddy can erase the computer's brains and rebuild them, since she was apparently a Bad Mommy and Santa didn't bring her a new computer, after Daddy gave all her new-computer moneys to Dr Tara 'cause Mommy LEFT us and Jack got stressed and got sick.

Mommy says at least it's a good thing Santa brought her Baileys and Daddy's co-worker bought her scotch and Daddy got her vanilla vodka and Creme de Cacao, 'cause otherwise she might think it was a good idea to fix the computer with a big rock!

Mommy made Daddy some things too, and they're over on her blog if you want to see them too!

Jack's feeling better...but really grumpy

Well, this is just great. I'm eating kibbles again. I'm drinking. I'm peeing. I'm PLAYING! Right in FRONT of her! I'm feeling better, and she STILL took me to the V-E-T!

They stole my bloods. They stole my pees. They stuck things WHERE THEY DON'T BELONG!

And then they gave me a bad furcut!


Now I'm going to look all dorky in my Christmas photos, while I open all the presents my OTW had BETTER BE GIVING ME!!!!


I mean, LOOK at this!!!!


Maybe I can hide it by wearing this lei.

In good news...I'm feeling better! Wow, catblogosphere purrs work FAST! A few hours after Persephone posted asking for purrs I got up and ate some more gooshy foods, and then some kibbles, then hopped up on the desk for some lovins, and then I saw Scissors and decided to invite him to play, and we played Whack-A-Rat under the footstool for a while. And later I peed.

And this morning when my OTW got up I hopped up on the counter while she combed her headfurs, and demanded she do me next, and after her shower, I drank water from the bathtub edge.

And then she scooped me up and shoved me in a PTU and took me out in the COLD anyway! Seriously! It was FREEZING OUT THERE, WOMAN!!!! The car said it was -24!!! (that's -11 to you Americats). I nearly froze my tail off in the squillion miles walk to the car!

And what did Dr Tara say? That I'm FINE! She can't find anything wrong with me physically. That's what I said to my OTW! And I didn't need to steal my bloods and my pees and stick things WHERE THEY DON'T BELONG, and give myself a bad furcut, to say it!

My OTW and Dr Tara think maybe it was just the infection after all, and I was just feeling a little under the weather as it cleared up, since she didn't find any evidence of a full bladder or blockage or fever or anything.

Dr Tara sent my bloods and pees away to a lab, who I guess will sniff it over, though what a D-O-G would know about it, I don't know. But it'll be sniffing it until Saturday, when Dr Tara will call and let my OTW know what it found.


I'm going to hide here under the chair.

Don't look at me, OTW. And stop taking my picture, I look stupid.