I need a new Mom-Lady. This one is a Bad Mom-Lady. It's my birfday tomorrow, and I'm going to be TWO and she says I'm all growed-up now, and she's going to go visit with dinosaurs tomorrow instead of loving on me!
I need to find a place to hide so when she comes home, she can't find me and thinks I runned away!
Someplace to set fire to her with my brains...
And I'll lay in wait for her someplace she'll never look
And jump out and EAT HER LADYFINGERS!!!!
I think I'd be a good dinosaur!
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Oh. My. Bast! BALLS!!!! CATNIP MOUSIES!!!! PiRATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aww Tenzing, you can come to our house, our mom loves orange boys and she gives out scritches and rubbies freely. She even lets us use her as a bed sometimes.
ReplyDeleteWell, maybe our mommy isn't so great after all, she furgot to tell you dat we said HAPPY PURRTHDAY!
ReplyDeleteNo, no, we hope you have a GREAT birthday! Maybe your mom will bring you back presents and treats--she certainly should!
ReplyDeleteTenzing, all of us wish you a happy man cat 2nd birthday with lots of good things. If you like, our human staff would be more than happy to love on you as much and as long as you want! (But we think your Mom-Lady will, too!)
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday, Tenzing! At least your mom didn't forget, which is what mine usually does!
ReplyDeleteThat is so rude. It sounds like something my human would do. Mean people! Mean people! You should have a great birthday though without her. Maybe a house trashing?
ReplyDeleteIt might be more effective to give her your best 'sad cat' eyes, and let her know how unhappy you are that she abandoned you on your purrrthday.
ReplyDeleteOr you could just hack up a hairball or two on her pillow.
Whichever you think would work better.
HAPPY PURRFDAY RED MENISS!! COME TO MINE HOUSE AND LIVE WIF ME!!! WE CAN PLAYPLAYPLAYPLAYPLAY ALL THE TIME! - OrinchMeniss
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday, Tenzing!
ReplyDeleteI agree with the Lee County Clowder--try the cat sadface like Puss in Boots on Shrek. That oughtta get some attentions!
Happy Birthday, Tenzing! Sounds like at our house. Jan doesn't throw us parties either. We can always have a house trashing party while your mom is playing with dinosaurs.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday, Tenzing!!! You're looking very handsome and fierce!
ReplyDeletewe hope you have a good birthday anyway tenzing! with lots of sleeping and treats :)
ReplyDeletego ginger kitties!
Oh Tenzing!! Look at all that stuff your mom-lady got you!!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday!! We hope you have a great day!!
Happy birthday Tenzing.
ReplyDeleteBtw, in your mo cat day post there is a cute little orange and white kitten, who is that?
Happy Purrthday Tenzing. You make your mum love on you lots as soon a she gets home.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous, the orinch and white meniss is Fafnir. We were staying with him and his peoples a while. I wanted him to come with us and be my new brother, but his peoples wanted to keep him.
ReplyDeleteWho are you?
~Tenzing
Happy birthday, Tenzing! Look at all of those balls and catnip mousies ... maybe you can enjoy them until your Mom-Lady gets home from looking at the dinosaurs. Have a happy, happy day, Buddy.
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday, Tenzing! What a lot of toys for your special day.
ReplyDeleteLaura and Taffy
Belated Happy Birthday Tenzing. Maybe your mum will bring you home a dinosaur. Do they have mini dinosaurs?
ReplyDeleteAnother belated happy birthday.
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